COLLEGE:

1. Show up for fucking class (or not, your choice).
2. Fucking party on saturday.
3a. Do your fucking assignments.
3b. Get them fucking approved.
4. Fucking pub-to-pub on monday.
5. Read a slight bit fucking more for exams.
6. Motherfucking nightclubs on thursday.
7. Sit down and do your fucking exams.
8a. Fucking vacation until your results are in.
8b. Getting shitfaced fucking drunk every day until then.
9a. Receive the fucking exam results.
9b. These are the only fucking things that determine your fucking grade.
10. Don't forget the fucking pot.

-anon